All My Vast Years of Knowledge

An emotionally dull captain of the Nationalist Chinese Army quickly understands that soldiers do not believe in birthdays, even her birthday special on the 15th of May according to the general’s set of regulations. After a long trip shopping in the grocery store for more coffee, she knew that the world had reversed into different rules as one of her employees had turned against her by craving human genetics. For the sake of her upcoming birthday, will Captain Lim ever try her best to pray for the lieutenant to be just right? Or should she allow her anniversary to wither in fatalism?

TRIGGER WARNING

• Heavy use of profanity.
• Moderate violence.
• Frightening images.
• Topics based on real-life events of the COVID-19 pandemic.

MEET THE CHARACTERS

Christine Lim

“I have a birthday special getting closer, but I got that from the general that we soldiers need more work than taking a day off.”

Captain of the Nationalist Chinese Army.

Judith Heung

“In the meantime Christine, I'd like you to take my advice: If you want your birthday to be brought to this year, save it for later and pray for someone to feel better.”

 A young detective works for the Los Angeles Police Department.

Orthocoronavirinae

“Ortho” for short. The headmaster of the Ribose Synergy magazine.

229E

“I knew it. Grownups get too old to celebrate their birthdays since they used to enjoy it as kids. But wouldn't you mind inviting us to your party?”

The leader of the Chiropteran Siblings.

Ushihama

“You should head back home. It's dangerous to stay around the town.”

FBI deputy associated with the Los Angeles Police.

Major

“Hmph! I wish I were a quiet person like you. Right now, I'm about to lose my shit thanks to the one risking their life to go outside far away from home until shit like that happened to you!”

 Another service officer, a little older than Lim.

Colonel

“20? Alright. Good luck and watch out for the bad people outside.”

Another service officer.

General

“What?! I can't believe a thing you're saying! Do you honestly think that everyone from the nationalist Chinese army gives a shit about that rambunctious anniversary of yours, you simp?!”

The leader of the Nationalist Chinese Army as her title implies.